A- Az-Nas; Bull; Bullet; Eye; MasterCard; One Spot; Rocket; Seed; Sharp Toy; Spike; Spot; Tee Pee; The highest card in play in a particular suit A♣- Puppy foot A♦- Pigs Eye A-A - Alan Alda; Albert Anastasia; Bullets; Bulls; Eyes; Eyes of Texas; Hawkeye; Holdem’s Best; Needles; Pocket Rockets; Rat's Eyes; Rockets; Rocky Mountains; Seeds; Sharp Toys; Snake Eyes; Spikes; Sticks; Teepees; The best starting hand in Holdem; Weapons of Mass Destruction A♦-A♥ - American Airlines A♠-A♣ - Joe Louis; Banditerna; Visine A♠-A♣-8♠-8♣ - Dead man’s hand A-A-A - Beatles Reunion; Insurance; Motor Club; Roadside Assistance; Triple A A-K- Anna Kournakova (if loses); Big Slick (suited); Big Ugly (off suit); Salt Lake Pair; Santa Barbara; Walking Back to Houston A♦-K♦ - Mike Haven
J♣ - Lancelot; Knight of The Round Table; Sir Lancelot J♦ - Charlemagne's nephew; Hector; Prince of Troy; Roland J♥ - Castrated Jack; Charlemagne's lieutenant; Etienne de Vignoles; Eunuch; Hogier; Hogier La Danois; La Hire; Ogier; Ogier the Dane; Spayed; The Hero of France J-J - Boys; Dyn-O-Mite; Fishhooks; French valets; Gents; Hooks; J.J. Evans; Jackals; Jackson Hole; Jacksons; Jaybirds; Jay boys; Johnnies; Johns; Jokers; Kid Dynamite; Knaves; Male Servants; Rail bound; Sh*t; The highest medium pocket pair; Two Jakes; Valets J♠-J♥ - One-eyed Jacks J-J-J - One Jack Off J-Ts - The best drawing hand J-9 – Braggers; Jeanine; Lobster Trap; Nein to Jack; Scotty Nguyen; TJ Cloutier; Virgin Princess J-8 - Jeffrey Dahmer J-7 - Jack Daniels J-6 - Jack Sikma; Jack Talley; Jeff Talley; Railroad hand J-5 - Jackson Five; Motown; Rock and Roll; The Meat J-4 - Austin Squatty; Done Hand; Flat Tire; Flat tires; Full Employment; Kid Grenade J-3- J-Lo; Jennifer Lopez; Lesbian; San Francisco Waitress J-2 - Blind Mans Hand (off suit); Lindsey’s Lovers; The Jew T – DimeT♥ - Big Casino T♦ - Big Casino TT - Dimes; Rin Tin Tin; Tension; Twenty Miles T-T-T - Gilroy to San Jose; One month; Thirty Days; Thirty miles; Thirty miles of bad road; Woodbine to Corbin T-9 - Countdown; Mike Brown T♣-9♣ - Mile Higher T-8 - Golden Dan; Tenaciously; Tetris T-7 - Bowling Hand; Mullet; Split T-6 - Driver's License; Ringwold; Sweet; Sweet Sixteen T-5 - Barbara Hutton; Dime store; F&W Woolworth's; Five and Dime; Merfs; Nickel and dime; Nickels & Dimes; Woolworth’s T-4 - Adam 12; Broderick Crawford; CB Hand; Convoy; Good Buddy; Highway Patrol; Over and Out; Roger That; The Trucker T-3 – Weinberg T-2 - Doyle Brunson; Texas Dolly; The Brunson; Terminator II9- Neener; Nina Ross; Pot Hook 9♦ - Curse of Scotland 9-9- Agent 99; Barbara Feldon; Canadian Aces; German Virgin; Get Smart; Gretzky; Neeners; Phil Hellmuth; Popeye's; Pot Hooks 9-8 – Oldsmobile 9-7 - Grapefruit; Mel Judah; Monkey; Monkey Do 9-6 - Big Lick; Breakfast of Champions; Dinner for Two; Good Lover; Happy Meal; Jinxy; Joe Bernstein; Overtime; Percy (off suit); Porno; Prom Night (suited); Railroad; Soixante Neuf (swa-za-noof) 9-9-6-6 - Dinner for Four; Orgy 9-5 - American Pie; Betty Hutton; Dolly Parton, Hard Working Man, Office Hours 9-4 – 49er; Banana; Gold Rush; Joe Montana Banana; Joe Montana; San Fransiso 9-3 - Buns Madrick; Jack Benny; The Sik 9-2 - Black Thursday; Golf Bag; Montana Banana (off suit); Twiggy8 - Frog Eyes; Hog nuts; Hogs; Ocho; Racetrack; Snowman 8-8 - Cat nuts; Dog Balls; Doggie Balls; Double Infinities; Infinity and Beyond; Little Oldsmobile; Mighty Wurlitzer; Piano Keys; Racetracks; Snowmen; Two Fat Ladies; Wurlitzer8-7 - RPM; Tahoe; Thunder 8-6 - Agent 86; Eubie; Get Smart; Henry Bowen; Hiroshima; Maxwell Smart; Pacheco Nuts (off suit); Poe Diddly; Texas gambler 8-5 - Cornerstone; Finky Dink; Nacogdoches Gumbo; The Scag 8♣-5♣ - Cornerstone Crusher 8-4 - Big Brother; George Orwell; Orwell 8-3 - 38 Special; 38 Top Heavy; Most feared hand in Holdem; Raquel Welch; Raquel Welch in "Playboy" Magazine (off suit); Suzanna Banana (off suit); Sven 8-2 - Fat Lady and a Duck; I ate too; Sixty Nine; The second worst starting hand in Holdem 7- Candy Cane; Corn Cutter; Heaven; Meat hook; Salmon; Savanna; Walking Stick 7-7 - Buggy Tops; Candy Canes; Corn Cutters; Hockey Sticks; Meat hooks; Mullets; Saturn; Sunset Strip; Walking Sticks7-6 - 76er; America(1776); Music Man; Philadelphia; Trombones; Union Oil 7♥-6♥ - Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band 7-5 - Filipino Slick (off suit); Heinz; Heinz 57 Sauce; Ketchup; Killing Fields; Pickle Man 7-4 - Barn Owl; Cambodian Slick (off suit); Double Down (off suit) 7-3 - Dutch Waiter; Hachem; Joe Hachem; Swedish Busboy 7-2 - A Little Slice of Heaven; Beer Hand; Deadly (off suit); Death (off suit); Harlem Globetrotters; Jamaican Air (off suit); Jim Morrison (off suit); Par; Prom Night Teddy Lee (suited); Teddy Lee (off suit); The Big Man Hand (off suit); The Fridge; The Hammer; The Terminator; The Whip (off suit); The worst starting hand in Holdem 6 - Boot; Sax; Sex; Sickening 6-6 - Boots; Cherries; Hellish; Kicks; Phillips; Phillips 66; Route 66 6-6-6 - Evil Hand; Kotch; Lucifer; The Devil; The Beast; Satan 6-5 - Jagermeister; Ken Warren; Retirement 6-4 - LBJ; Omid; Rabbit, Revolution; The Question 6-3 - Blocky (off suit); JFK; Jimmy Somerfield (off suit); Three Dozen 6-2 - Ainsworth; Bed & Breakfast; Cowboy Wolford; Poker machine5 - Fever; Five-spot; Magic Number ; Pedro 5-5 - Barge; Double Nickels; Presto; Sammy; Sammy Hagar; Speed Limit 5-5-5 - Washington Monument 5-4 - Colt 45; Jane Russell; Jesse James; Moneymaker; Peacemaker; Revolver 5-3 - Bully Johnson; Monster; The Gwin 5♦-3♦ - Redbird Shifter 5-2 - 52 card pick up; Dead Luca; Pick up; Quarter; Two Bits4- 4-spot; Crooked House; Drunk Man's Ace; One Legged Ace; Quattro; Sharp Top; Sore Spot 4♣- Devil's Bedpost 4-4 - Canadian Presto; Crooked Houses; Diana Dors; Dirty Harry; English Marilyn Monroe; Luke Skywalker; Magnum; Midlife Crisis; Sailboats; Sharp Tops; The Force; The most powerful handgun in the world; The Poker Dean; Transvestites 4♠-4♣ - Darth Vader4-4-4 - Grand Jury 4-3 - Waltz; Waltz Time 4-2 - Bill Clinton (if wins); Jack Bauer; Lumberjack; Lumberman's Hand; Solid Gold; Stud; The Answer; The Miracle; Two by four 3 - Crab; Trey3-3 - Crabs; Larry Bird; Treys3♠-3♥-3♦-3♣ - Forest; Four Trees 3-2 - Aggie Slick; Big Gulp (off suit); Can of Corn (off suit); Hooter Hand (suited); Jordan (suited); Little Pete; Michael Jordan; Mississippi Slick; Mites & Lice; MJ; Nits & Buggers; Polish Big Slick 2 – Deuce; Dewey Duck; Duck; Gooey Duck; Water Chicken 2♣ - English Joker; English Peter 2♠ - Curse of Mexico; Little Casino 2-2 - Barely Legal; Deuces; Deuces Never Loses; Ducks; Mini Me; Pocket Swans; Quack Quack; Quackers; Water Chickens 2-2-2 - Huey, Dewey and Louie 2-2-3-3 - Socks and Shoes; Strumpor Och Skor Face Card – Liner; Paint Flush of clubs - Golf Bag, Puppy Feet Four of a kind – Quads Full House – Boat Three of a kind – Gleek; Set (if 2 are hole cards); Trips Unbeatable Hand - Check Mark; The Nuts